12. Oink!

THE CHILDREN'S PETTING ZOO
I'd like to start off this Blog by stating it was me who planted the “Don't Pet The Pigs” sign at The Children's #PettingZoo. And I'd be the first to admit it's not the prettiest sign I have ever seen. But what the heck! I did it to protect the Children. And as you carefully pay attention to the rest of this Blog you will understand exactly why I did it.
So, please “Be careful who you #Oink at!”
Have you ever unconsciously, that is without a conscious thought, reacted to someone or something in a very inappropriate way? Well, I have and I'm certainly not proud of it. But I am sure you must agree this is exactly what this Inconsiderate Pig did, in a very Inappropriate way, to this friendly little girl, with his Crude Inappropriate Oink!
The #Incident at The Children's Petting Zoo! (Incident, in this Blog, denotes: A Violent Event! An Assault!)

This Pig’s rude inappropriate Oink, at this poor innocent little girl. Who was obviously trying to be friendly to this Pig, by Petting him on his back, is what got that Smart Aleck Pig kicked in his Snout! And frankly, I believe what happened to this friendly little girl, when she got Oinked At, can somehow, in some-way, prove to be (Some sort of, a valuable lesson) for all of us.
Now getting back to The Incident at the Children’s Zoo and Being Careful Who You Oink At! It just so happens that this was that poor innocent little girl’s 1st trip to the Children’s Zoo. And what a shame when all she wanted to do was pet that Ferocious Pig!
As a matter of fact, the Zoo had a sign inviting children to Pet the Animals, and thank God, the Zoo had enough good sense to prevent a lawsuit by providing that very sturdy fence to contain that Fierce Looking Pig. And fortunately to protect that very sweet little girl who was brave enough to try to Pet that Nasty Pig. I’m sure you must agree that the Inconsiderate Pig should be ashamed of himself, for scaring that little girl with his Ferocious Oink!
Now if you will take another look at the brief video of The Incident at The Children’s Zoo! It will be clear to you, that this poor sweet little girl is obviously a practitioner of the Martial Arts. The speed of her reactions, and the delivery of her lightning-fast kick, lead me to believe that she is most likely a 2nd or 3rd Degree Black Belt. I’ll put it this way, and I’m sure you must agree, that anyone (Including other Pigs) crossing that simple little girl's path will be in for a very Unpleasant Surprise!
P.S. So please, Be Careful Who You Oink At! (which, of course, is the valuable lesson of this Blog) And with your permission, I would like to add this valuable little Ditty to teach kids all over the world To Never Pet a Pig!
OINKITY DOINKITY DIGITY DOO
I WILL NEVER PET A PIG AT THE CHILDREN'S ZOO
(As quoted by our good friend, Dr. Phil)
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